Booze-Filled Piñatas You Can Order Online, You're Welcome

Piñatas aren't just for kids and they aren't just for birthday parties. They're also for adult shenanigans.

Nipyata is company that sells booze-filled piñatas for all occasions... even occasions that aren't actual occasions, because sometimes you just need to whack a donkey and drink some tequila. It's been a weird year—you do you.

Here's how it's done: Go to Niptaya's website and choose a piñata. If it's a gift, you can include a note and select the date you want it delivered. The piñatas come pre-loaded with 12 to 15 mini plastic alcohol bottles (so they don't break when dropped, obviously).

Also included is hanging twine, a stick for whacking, a blindfold, and hilarious instructions on gameplay variations. And as a fun bonus, it also comes with 15 assorted candies.

Here are some of the piñata options:

Everybody loves the classic donkey piñata—enough to smash it and collect all of its insides, that is.

Includes: Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam Whiskey (1), Deep Eddy Vodka (2), Smirnoff Vodka (2), Jose Cuervo Silver (1), Jose Cuervo Gold (1), JAJA Blanco Tequila Silver (2), Captain Morgan's Rum (1), and Bacardi Rum (1).

The most necessary piñata of the year. If smashing a giant COVID-shaped piñata doesn't bring you immense joy, perhaps the alcohol will.

Includes: Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam Whiskey (1), Deep Eddy Vodka (3), Smirnoff Vodka (3), JaJa Tequila Blanco 100% Agave Azul (2), Captain Morgan's Rum (1), and Bacardi Rum (1).

You can't go wrong with a margarita. Especially one that is loaded with alcohol and candy.

Includes: Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1), Deep Eddy Vodka (2), Smirnoff Vodka (2), Jose Cuervo Silver (1), Jose Cuervo Gold (1), JaJa Blanco Tequila (2 bottles), Captain Morgan's Rum (1), and Bacardi® Rum (1).

FK2020-Yata - $200

The company describes this one as "4 gorgeous piñatas connected to enable you to smash the numerical representation of a Year From Hell." Indeed. It comes packed with a whopping 40 plastic mini bottles.

Includes: Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey (10), Jim Beam Whiskey (4), Deep Eddy Vodka (4), Smirnoff Vodka (4), Jose Cuervo Silver (2), Jose Cuervo Gold (2), Margaritaville Gold (4), Captain Morgan's Rum (2), Bacardi Rum (2), and Western Son Vodka (6).

A symbolic way for anyone affected by cancer to get frustration out—whether it's in celebration, remembrance, hope, or despair.

Includes: Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam Whiskey (1), Deep Eddy Vodka (2), Smirnoff Vodka (2), Jose Cuervo Silver (1), Jose Cuervo Gold (1), Margaritaville Gold (2), Captain Morgan's Rum (1), and Bacardi Rum (1).

Smashing a magical unicorn might feel weird, but the real magic is on the inside. You got this.

Includes 12 plastic mini bottles: Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey (3), Jim Beam Whiskey (2), Deep Eddy Vodka (2), Smirnoff Vodka (2), JAJA Tequila Blanco 100% Agave Azul (2), and Bacardi® Rum (1)