Your Quarantine Tushy Needs This Smart Bidet

Listen, we've been through a lot. We're living through a global pandemic with no end in sight. Many of us have been stuck in our homes for over six months—working from home, teaching our kids from home, etc. etc. So, it's probably time for some self care.

Bio Bidet is a company that makes, you guessed it, fancy shmancy bidets. The Prodigy Smart Toilet is no exception. The ultra comfortable toilet has so many cool features you never knew you needed in a toilet.

The seat on the Prodigy automatically opens when you approach it, and it automatically closes when you're done. It can also detect when someone is sitting on it. It has a tankless design, making the flush more efficient and effective. And speaking of flushing, you can select a full flush or a small flush—you know, depending on #1 or #2.

An in-bowl night light makes it easier and safer to pee in the middle of the night when you're trying your best to keep one eye closed. As for the bidet features—there's a posterior wash, feminine wash, enema (yep), and a dryer. You can choose if you want the water to oscillate, pulsate, or spray in a rhythm.

The Prodigy can be yours for $2,400, but if shelling out a couple thousand dollars on a toilet isn't in your budget right now, the company offers less expensive toilet seat and attachment options that are also super nice, just not as smart. Like the USPA 6800U, which retails for $499, but will be on sale at Costco for $199.99 from Nov. 5 - Nov. 18.